👉 Ah, the 'pope body enhancing protective liquid' - a fancy term for a bath that literally makes you look like you're about to be crowned the next pontiff, but instead of a crown, you get glittery, gilded, and possibly toxic foam on your skin. It's like ordering a spa day for your skin that's more of a "Get Ready To Be a Pope" party gone wrong.
Here's an unsettling example sentence: "The papal body enhancing protective liquid promised to make me look like I just stepped out of a medieval soap opera, but instead of dragons and knights, I got a cloud of bubblegum and a sidekick named 'Lambert the Lipstick.'"
